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Jump in swimming pool

Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai. Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga. Film Director: Don’t worry, pool me paani nahi hai...

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Lottery for Paris trip

Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”
BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”'

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Throw a ball

when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball :-)

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Bheek maangna seekho


Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Kyon Sikha Rahy Hain?
Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se Bhi Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaye.
Samajh To Gaye Hogy Aap.

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Half Ticket

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.